hitlersasshole:

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

(via 50shadesofneigh)

awkward-rose:

so I was trying to take a selfie in class and my friend wanted to be in it so he leaned back his chair but then he started falling and

awkward-rose:

so I was trying to take a selfie in class and my friend wanted to be in it so he leaned back his chair but then he started falling and

(via crystlalala)

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. — Henry Ward Beecher (via hommesclub)

(via everything-will-just-be-a-memory)

Joking about their character’s death.

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…
then this shit.

seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.

(via crystlalala)

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(via crystlalala)

thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

(via crystlalala)

chillsimmer:

idontspeaksimlish:

chunkysims:

1969th:

Get it!

Awww shit! It’s Wednesday ya’ll!

Wednesday. Get it.

Ayyee

chillsimmer:

idontspeaksimlish:

chunkysims:

1969th:

Get it!

Awww shit! It’s Wednesday ya’ll!

Wednesday. Get it.

Ayyee

(via ruinedchildhood)

megaminun:

"omg im so tired i only got 7 hours of sleep last night"

image

(via crystlalala)